I love my job. Last night the crowds were 🔥🔥🔥🔥. 2 more shows tonight at the Chicago Improv. As long as nobody drives their truck through the mall. Go to www.garyowen.com for tix info. #chicagoimprov #mallsecurity #getsome
Chicago/Schaumburg area due to the asshole that drove his truck through the mall we had to cancel last nights shows. But I added 2 shows tonight at 11pm & tomorrow at 9:15 at the Improv. Go to www.garyowen.com for tix info. Still can’t believe what I saw yesterday. #whodrivesthroughsears #whatadick #getsome
Both my shows are cancelled tonight at the Chicago Improv cause some dipshit drove his truck through the mall. Cops got the entire mall shut down. So I added an 11pm show on Saturday & a 9:15pm show on Sunday. You r tickets from tonight will be good at either show or you get a refund if you can’t make that happen. To the fuckstick that drove his truck through the mall this emoji is for you 🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿#wtf #gladpplaresafe #unreal
Just want everyone to know I’m humbled to say I have taken an “L” for #tbt this is where I thought I was untouchable. I shoulda took @cthagod advice I’m sorry you were right. But if I go down everyone goes down. #snitchesgetstitches #butimgonnabefree #doinwhatido
The good thing about getting old is you get to say what you want. No reason to beat around the bush just get right to the point. She asked him what he wants he told her the truth 😂😂😂😂😂
Chicago I’m in your city this weekend at the Improv Sept. 20-22. Trust me I know Schaumburg ain’t Chicago but it’s so fucking close. Stop acting like it’s 2000 miles away. Go to www.garyowen.com tix info. #chicago #improv #getsome
Whenever you see comedians issue an apology for a joke they tell just know they don’t mean it.
We in such a PC/Cancel Culture. But for what I know you can’t cancel or sensor comedians from stuff we say onstage. Live comedy is alive and well. And those ppl that try to cancel comedians were never going to pay to see us any way. They see something online and get all upset. If I don’t like someone I don’t hang out with them. If you don’t like a joke don’t watch it. Thanks @barstoolsports for having me on your show.
Watch Power Confidential after @power_starz to see how it went down the first time me & @josephsikora4 finally meet in person. Thanks @terrencej for the plug. #powerconfidential #timmyandtommyegan #getsome
Last night me & @lilduval tore the Celebrity Theater down! Well not tear it down but we had a lotta fun. Shout out to @rubiconatl for doing absolutely nothing last night. #phoenix #imthe TallOne #getsome
My manager just called me told me my comedy special #doinwhatido is the highest rated ever on Showtime. If you didn’t catch it you still watch it on OnDemand or get the Showtime app. Thank you Thank You Thank you!!!! #funnyasshit #whostheguyinthepool #getsome
For #tbt it’s that time I messed up and took 2 @onepeloton classes back to back with @alextoussaint25 I have a very love/hate relationship with my bike. My peloton name is TiredAlready so if you see me in your class gimme a high five. #peloton #mybikeisthewhitehorse #getsome
There is not a bad time to watch my @showtime special. @krenewmommy918 is pumping her breast milk. Her laughter is helping push that milk out. So my special is not only the GREATEST of all time it’s also helping feed the babies. #doinwhatido #gotmilk #getsome